France's newly appointed prime minister, Michel Barnier (Image: AAP/Stephan de Sakutin)
France's newly appointed prime minister, Michel Barnier (Image: AAP/Stephan de Sakutin)

September always lands with a thump in France. It’s la rentrée, or the great return: back-to-school on steroids. All that which has been suspended in the languorous days of July and August — when seemingly the whole country turns off the lights, closes the shutters and retreats to the beach or the mountains — is back with a vengeance. Bills are due, the commute is back on, workloads are onerous, bank are accounts empty, social calendars are unmanageably full. 

But in 2024, la rentrée hangover is worse than ever.