Qantas planes (Image: AP/Mark Baker)
(Image: AP/Mark Baker)

Rather than a dry-as-dust legal document in response to the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission’s charges of knowingly selling tickets to cancelled “ghost flights”, Qantas has surprised us all with a spirited, breezy “Five Fun Facts You Didn’t Know”-style defence in the Federal Court backed up with a fun FAQ.

Here’s a quick guide to this amazing trivia we bet you didn’t know when you bought a ticket for your Qantas flight.

Fun fact 1: You did not buy a ticket for your flight!

You may think you bought a ticket for a flight.